The Mis(t)ery Of Being An Ulzzang

Taken from SHENYUE BLOG

Remember when i posted the Davich member who was previously an ulzzhang on the net, but came up ugly in the real world? well, Shen found something about the secret of making yourself as an ulzzhang, and the facts of how you need tons of make up AND photoshop software (see how being a tech-savvy can help improving your looks, at least on the net! YOU,Techno-dorks!especially you all tech dorks with dork-look!Learn how to operate your computer now, and be the queen of the net!)

But first, the make-up palette. check this girl (she declared none of these pics were photoshopped, which was quite obvious on ‘before’ pics, but you don’t trust everything you read on the net, do you?) :

before

Now the magical steps (i skip some of the steps, you can go to the blog below to see the original):

1. get ready, put on eyelid glue and circle lenses (my suggestion: try Superglue)

2. Liquid foundation

3. Fake lashes and mascara

4. TADAAAAAAA!!!

told ya i skipped few steps.

(images from this blog)

Beauty is a pain, darlings. Imagine how you can strain your eyes if you have to open them so wide all day. But we don’t care, do we? as long as we can have the round and big and whatever-as-long-as-not-slanted-like-originally-we-have. We don’t even care if they don’t look like human’s eyes at all. Because one of the key words of being an Ulzzang is “BIG AND ROUND EYES”.

Tags: Make Up, pretty, thick, ugly